a. bucket. of. words.

by Cherszy (@cherszy)

Ron and His Mom’s Argument Over a Peso

Just read this conversation from a Filipino website [an English translation’s provided after the Filipino version]:

Mommy: Nahulog yung piso, kunin mo Ron, ayun gumulong papunta sa ilalim ng kotse.

Ron: Wag na. Hindi ko abot, malayo. Piso lang naman yan.

Mommy: Aba anak! Sa tingin mo magkakaron ka ng isang milyon kung walang piso?!!

Ron: Baket mommy, pag dinampot ko ba yang piso magkakaron bako ng isang milyon???

Mommy: Hindi yun yung point, gago!

English version:

Mommy: The 1 peso fell. Get it, Ron! There it is! Rolling under the car.

Ron: I don’t want to. I can’t reach it. It’s too far. It’s just one peso anyway.

Mommy: Wow son! Do you think you will get a million pesos without 1 peso??!

Ron: Well mommy, will I get a million pesos now if I pick that 1 peso up??

Mommy: That’s not the point, stupid!

The Filipino version is actually funnier.


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This entry was posted on April 25, 2010 by in Comedy and tagged , , , , .

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